Dive, dive, dive! Salute the Scrubmarine as it sails triumphantly into harbour - the grandeur of its presence moves men to tears and the sleek curves of its hull seduce the eye like Mata Hari. Loyal beyond the call of duty, the Scrubmarine tackles its mission with robust, ergonomic efficiency.

The idea was simple; to clean and maintain an assortment of kitchen utensils whilst avoiding the trappings of boredom. The end product is a delightful play on words, an irresistible turn of phrase which instantly assaults the senses with shards of humour.

No sacrifice on functionality here - its muscular cleaning power is more than capable of reducing the toughest kitchen-ware stains to mere memory. The joy of post-modernity thrives within its aesthetic bust, conjuring images of lost childhood toys, naval admiralty and military precision. As it vigilantly patrols your sink, one thing is for sure - your kitchen will never seem the same again.